Who is Hoagie The Dog

Hoagie The Dog is:

Loved companion, loyal friend, defender of truth, poet, amateur magician, aspiring door to door saddle salesman, ladies man, international superstar, general troubleshooter, food critic, painter, entrepreneur, life coach, dreamer, man of intrigue, Swagger expert, square dancing competition judge, former minor league pitcher, tax accountant, importer/exporter, regional vice president of various things, social media darling, advocate and protester, inventor, policy maker, professional scratcher, mathematician at large, frequent guest and panelist, and finally – personal advisor to the stars.