Finally - Snooki is releasing her own perfume. It's about time. I can't tell you how many conversations that I have had with people that start with me saying "I need to smell like Snooki." Now, finally, I - Hoagie The Dog - can smell just like Snooki. You can too. We all can. All we have to do is turn on the Home Shopping Network and call the toll-free number and the good smells will arrive in 3-5 business days. How convenient. I usually have the HSN on anyway as that is where I shop for my anti-aging lotions, celebrity endorsed jewelry, and fancy blenders. This may inspire me to get into the fragrance business. I think that I would call mine "Smell The Dog." It would be huge. The cover of the box would feature a shirtless, sweaty Hoagie The Dog being admired in the rain by a female species that has been overwhelmed by my scent. Enjoy that visual.
http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2011/10/25/Snookis-scent-for-sale-on-HSN/UPI-46961319557984/
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